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majpkn Junior Member Posts: 96	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 15, 2019 8:42:10 GMT -6 pops likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by majpkn on Jul 15, 2019 8:42:10 GMT -6 Two cannibals were sitting together eating a clown, when one of the cannibals sat up and looked at the other cannibal and said "Does this taste funny to you?"
	The Major "See you on the High Ground"

krank Moderator Posts: 11,610	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 15, 2019 10:04:22 GMT -6 pops likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krank on Jul 15, 2019 10:04:22 GMT -6 Lions wont eat Chinese because they just get hungry two hours later.

majpkn Junior Member Posts: 96	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 17, 2019 7:47:43 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by majpkn on Jul 17, 2019 7:47:43 GMT -6 Q: How come you never see elephants hiding in trees? A: Because they are so good at it!
	The Major "See you on the High Ground"

krank Moderator Posts: 11,610	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 17, 2019 9:30:34 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krank on Jul 17, 2019 9:30:34 GMT -6 How do you get a one armed idiot out of a tree? Wave at him....

mmaxwell Full Member Lincoln County Missouri Posts: 2,561	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 30, 2019 6:25:25 GMT -6 majpkn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mmaxwell on Jul 30, 2019 6:25:25 GMT -6 My Best friend is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop at any time.

krank Moderator Posts: 11,610	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 30, 2019 6:36:46 GMT -6 majpkn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krank on Jul 30, 2019 6:36:46 GMT -6 When I worked at the muffler shop I always went home feeling exhausted.

bigbob Full Member RESIDENT ANSWER MAN Posts: 2,587	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 30, 2019 15:54:29 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigbob on Jul 30, 2019 15:54:29 GMT -6 Knock-Knock
	Every kid needs a dog and a curmudgeon

krank Moderator Posts: 11,610	Stupid Dad Joke Jul 31, 2019 6:27:50 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krank on Jul 31, 2019 6:27:50 GMT -6 who there?

bigbob Full Member RESIDENT ANSWER MAN Posts: 2,587	Stupid Dad Joke Aug 1, 2019 17:09:20 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigbob on Aug 1, 2019 17:09:20 GMT -6 Boo!
	Every kid needs a dog and a curmudgeon

trkyslyr Full Member Edgar Springs, MO Posts: 3,802	Stupid Dad Joke Aug 1, 2019 19:50:25 GMT -6 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by trkyslyr on Aug 1, 2019 19:50:25 GMT -6 Boo who?

krank Moderator Posts: 11,610	Stupid Dad Joke Aug 2, 2019 6:31:34 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krank on Aug 2, 2019 6:31:34 GMT -6 Who be boo?

bigbob Full Member RESIDENT ANSWER MAN Posts: 2,587	Stupid Dad Joke Aug 2, 2019 13:00:39 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigbob on Aug 2, 2019 13:00:39 GMT -6 Oh, Quit yer crying!
	Every kid needs a dog and a curmudgeon

bigbob Full Member RESIDENT ANSWER MAN Posts: 2,587	Stupid Dad Joke Sept 28, 2021 12:10:03 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigbob on Sept 28, 2021 12:10:03 GMT -6 What's a Pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Arrrrgh Matey!
	Every kid needs a dog and a curmudgeon

segsarge Full Member Posts: 2,201	Stupid Dad Joke Sept 29, 2021 6:16:17 GMT -6 krank likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by segsarge on Sept 29, 2021 6:16:17 GMT -6 Question: Why are there no Wal-Marts in Iran? Answer: Because everything's a Target.

bigbob Full Member RESIDENT ANSWER MAN Posts: 2,587	Stupid Dad Joke Oct 14, 2021 16:18:57 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigbob on Oct 14, 2021 16:18:57 GMT -6 Knock knock?
	Every kid needs a dog and a curmudgeon

krank Moderator Posts: 11,610	Stupid Dad Joke Oct 15, 2021 9:57:01 GMT -6 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krank on Oct 15, 2021 9:57:01 GMT -6 okay....who there?

Shoutbox

Walleye Joe: Could this be the last post of the year for the Shoutbox?

Goodbye 2020 Dec 31, 2020 5:08:59 GMT -6

krank: THis is the first post of the year for the shoutbox. Jan 13, 2021 7:29:56 GMT -6

Walleye Joe: Well, I'm a few days behind....... Jan 16, 2021 19:09:01 GMT -6

mmaxwell: SHot box only gets 2 shouts a year, well here is the first for 2022 Jan 4, 2022 19:31:44 GMT -6

Walleye Joe: Here's the 2nd!

Jan 6, 2022 12:12:13 GMT -6

krank: Me 3 Jan 10, 2022 9:33:28 GMT -6

farmnhunt: I'm loving this heat wave!!! Jan 23, 2022 11:38:00 GMT -6

krank: This week is supposed to be a heat wave. Feb 28, 2022 15:08:19 GMT -6

Walleye Joe: Well, it's about time for some decent weather! I'm ready for spring. Daylight savings time in 13 days! Feb 28, 2022 21:36:45 GMT -6

Taxidermist: Is there anyone near Farmington MO that is still active and legal? Aug 11, 2022 10:54:17 GMT -6

Taxidermist: Looking for a few whole specimens to mount Aug 11, 2022 10:56:42 GMT -6

krank: we have members in that area....wait for their reply Aug 11, 2022 13:03:49 GMT -6

ozarkmountainman: What are you looking for, Taxidermist? Aug 13, 2022 14:26:34 GMT -6

krank: Shout box sucks... Aug 27, 2022 15:56:58 GMT -6

Walleye Joe: It would be more active if there was some sort of notification when there is activity! Sept 14, 2022 6:42:38 GMT -6

krank: First shoutbox in 23 Dec 1, 2023 18:06:45 GMT -6

Trapperjoe223: Second..... Dec 21, 2023 12:27:45 GMT -6

Walleye Joe: Turd

Jan 1, 2024 13:49:25 GMT -6

Walleye Joe: 1st Shoutbox of 2024 Jan 1, 2024 13:50:07 GMT -6

krank: I just noticed on the 5th Jan 5, 2024 11:14:13 GMT -6