Post by silverfox on Apr 21, 2018 17:28:51 GMT -6
Chicken wire
Sitting on my porch drinking my morning coffee. A boy was walking down the street dragging some chicken wire. I asked the boy what he was doing with that chicken wire. He said he was going to catch some chickens. I said boy you cant catch no chickens with that wire. Its for keeping chickens in a pen.
He said I will catch some chickens and took off. Several hours later he came back by with about 10 chickens all bound up in that wire. I said boy how you catch them chickens? He said you don’t worry about it and kept walking.
Next morning same boy walks by with a roll of duck tape. I said boy what you doing with that duck tape. He said I am going to catch me some ducks. I said boy I know your crazy now, you cant catch no ducks with duck tape.
I’ll catch them ducks, and off he went. Several hours later here he comes with about 30 ducks all wound up in duck tape. I said boy how did you catch them ducks. He said don’t you worry about and kept walking.
Next morning here he comes again dragging a branch. I said boy where you going with that branch & what kind of tree did that come from.
Boys said it’s a pussy willow limb, I said hold on let me get my hat I am coming with you.
Sitting on my porch drinking my morning coffee. A boy was walking down the street dragging some chicken wire. I asked the boy what he was doing with that chicken wire. He said he was going to catch some chickens. I said boy you cant catch no chickens with that wire. Its for keeping chickens in a pen.
He said I will catch some chickens and took off. Several hours later he came back by with about 10 chickens all bound up in that wire. I said boy how you catch them chickens? He said you don’t worry about it and kept walking.
Next morning same boy walks by with a roll of duck tape. I said boy what you doing with that duck tape. He said I am going to catch me some ducks. I said boy I know your crazy now, you cant catch no ducks with duck tape.
I’ll catch them ducks, and off he went. Several hours later here he comes with about 30 ducks all wound up in duck tape. I said boy how did you catch them ducks. He said don’t you worry about and kept walking.
Next morning here he comes again dragging a branch. I said boy where you going with that branch & what kind of tree did that come from.
Boys said it’s a pussy willow limb, I said hold on let me get my hat I am coming with you.
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