Post by tickranch on Mar 15, 2015 23:16:13 GMT -6
I'm a newbie on here & this had probably been posted before, but I decided to put it on here anyway. Ran across it tonight while looking for something on my computer.
State of Missouri Wildlife Code
Regulations for Hunting and Harvesting Lawyers.
372.1 Any person with a valid state rodent hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys.
372.2 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. Use of United States currency as bait, however is prohibited.
372.3 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited unless such a vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.
372.4 It is unlawful to shout “Whiplash!”, “Ambulance”, or “Free Scotch!” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.5 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Porsche, or Mercedes dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
372.6 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap, or possess same.
372.7 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.8 Bag limits:
Yellow bellied sidewinders………2
Two-Faced Tortfeasors…………1
Back-Stabbing Divorcers………..3
Horned-Rimmed Cutthroats……..2
Honest Attorneys..PROTECTED (endangered species)
State of Missouri Wildlife Code
Regulations for Hunting and Harvesting Lawyers.
372.1 Any person with a valid state rodent hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys.
372.2 Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. Use of United States currency as bait, however is prohibited.
372.3 The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited unless such a vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.
372.4 It is unlawful to shout “Whiplash!”, “Ambulance”, or “Free Scotch!” for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.5 It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within 100 yards of BMW, Porsche, or Mercedes dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
372.6 If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap, or possess same.
372.7 It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor, or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.8 Bag limits:
Yellow bellied sidewinders………2
Two-Faced Tortfeasors…………1
Back-Stabbing Divorcers………..3
Horned-Rimmed Cutthroats……..2
Honest Attorneys..PROTECTED (endangered species)
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