Post by silverfox on Apr 22, 2013 9:12:17 GMT -6
Three men are killed in an accident,
and all arrive simultaneously at the gates of Heaven.
St Peter lines them up, and asks the first bloke; “Religion?”
The first bloke replies: “Methodist.”
St. Peter looks down his list, and says; “Go to Room 24 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”
St. Peter says to the second bloke; “Religion?”
The second bloke says: “Baptist.”
St. Peter: “OK - go to Room 18 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”
St. Peter says to the third bloke; “Religion?”
The third bloke says: “Jewish.”
St. Peter says: “Go to Room 11 - but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”
The third bloke says; “I can understand there being different rooms, for different religions - but why must we all be very quiet, as we pass Room 8?”
St. Peter says: “Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are in Room 8 - and they think they're the only ones here.”
and all arrive simultaneously at the gates of Heaven.
St Peter lines them up, and asks the first bloke; “Religion?”
The first bloke replies: “Methodist.”
St. Peter looks down his list, and says; “Go to Room 24 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”
St. Peter says to the second bloke; “Religion?”
The second bloke says: “Baptist.”
St. Peter: “OK - go to Room 18 - but be very quiet as you pass Room 8.”
St. Peter says to the third bloke; “Religion?”
The third bloke says: “Jewish.”
St. Peter says: “Go to Room 11 - but be very quiet as you pass room 8.”
The third bloke says; “I can understand there being different rooms, for different religions - but why must we all be very quiet, as we pass Room 8?”
St. Peter says: “Well, the Jehovah’s Witnesses are in Room 8 - and they think they're the only ones here.”
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