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Post by silverfox on Mar 26, 2013 17:34:02 GMT -6
I am sure some of you have seen this before but it reminds me of lots of women I know, especially my wife!!
A very old man lay dying in his bed. In death's doorway, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed.
Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping railing with both hands.
With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven.
There, spread out on newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.
Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?
Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table.
The aged and withered hand, shaking, made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when he was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.
"Stay out of those," she said. "They're for the funeral."
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Post by krank on Mar 26, 2013 18:19:54 GMT -6
You might be a redneck if......you are ailing and your wife has moved on....
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Post by login on Mar 27, 2013 9:36:30 GMT -6
LOL... Too funny.
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Post by 64bobcat on Mar 27, 2013 13:14:28 GMT -6
I must be a redneck, cause that's what mine wood say......LOL !!
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